“Listen here, you tell him that I am not coming to his next rally if he doesn’t do at least one Cameo with me, you hear me? Not a single MAGA or klan rally, Ivanka! I won’t do go unless he does it, Ivanka!” – Donald Trump Jr.
There’s drama stirring in the Trump organized crime family. According to anonymous sources close to the situation, there’s a tiff brewing between former President Donald J. Trump and his namesake and third-most intelligent son, Donald Trump Jr. All of the bad feelings stem from a disagreement about whether or not the former president should support all of his children’s attempts to use social media to earn income.
“Don Jr is furious at his father right now. Pretty peeved,” our source told us. “Apparently, he found out that his pops has been paying for a subscription to Ivanka’s OnlyFans since he left office, but he refuses to pay $500 to do a Cameo with Don Jr.”
Donald Jr. announced today that he had joined Cameo, a service that allows people to pay celebrities and public figures for a personal interaction. For $19.99 a private message can be sent to Trump Jr. For $500, however, a private video chat encounter can be booked. For $1500, you can do blow with him, but you have to supply the cocaine.
According to the person we spoke to, Trump Jr called his sister today and demanded to know “how she got her dad” to agree to subscribe to her OnlyFans account. Things quickly got heated, and apparently the younger Trump told his sister that he was going to skip their father’s rallies if he didn’t book at least one Cameo session with him soon.
“Listen here, you tell him that I am not coming to his next rally if he doesn’t do at least one Cameo with me,” Trump Jr. could be heard shouting. “You hear me? Not a single MAGA or klan rally, Ivanka! I won’t do go unless he does it, Ivanka!”
This week, the former president shut down his blog site permanently, however through Jason Miller, his spokesperson, he issued the following statement:
If I didn’t want to spend time with my son before he had this Camouflage account or whatever it’s called, why the fuck would I want to pay money to spend time with him? Donald Jr get an ample allowance and should learn to live within it so he doesn’t have to whore himself out on Cantaloupe or whatever the shit it’s called.
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