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Report: Sleepy Joe Woke Up This Morning and Sniffed The White House Air

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President "Sleepy" Joe Biden shocked millions of cultists still reeling from the stinging rebuke Biden's racist, incompetent, corrupt predecessor...

Trump Will Spend Last Day as President Farting in Every Room in The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Donald Trump has just barely over 24 hours left on the clock, and then he will no longer be President of...

Biden Will Remove the McDonald’s Kitchen Installed by the Previous Administration

The following story is reprinted with permission from NotReally.News. WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The permanent staff of the White House is a professional unit of workers...

White House Engineers Preparing to Remove Baby Gates and Bumper Rails

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In just a matter of days, a new president will be sworn-in, and all over the Hill, preparations are being made...

Mexico Offers to Pay for Trump’s Movers

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- The Mexican government has offered to foot the bill for any company hired to move outgoing President Donald Trump's belongings...

McEnany Hired By Nation’s Leading Fertilizer Company

This story was first published by our sister publication, Alternative Facts. When she leaves her post as White House Press Secretary next month, Kayleigh McEnany...

Over Christmas, Trump’s Kids Asked Him If They Can Strip the White House of Silverware and Copper Wiring

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Outwardly, the President of the United States of America is doing what he's done his whole life -- projecting a reality...

After Playing Fetch With Tiffany, Trump Says His Bone Spurs Feel Just Fine

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Outgoing President Donald J. Trump is resting comfortably, and White Doctors say his bone spurs are feeling fine, after he played...

Seating Chart Places President At Kids’ Table for White House Thanksgiving Dinner

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though it's not for another couple of weeks, preparations are underway for another Thanksgiving dinner at the White House under the...

Giant, Rotting, Racist Pumpkin Spotted on White House Steps

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Halloween is today, and the White House preparations for the holiday are in full swing. Decorations were hung all around the president's...

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