Tag: Vladimir Putin

Steven Seagal Looking Forward To Piss Whores

MOSCOW, RUSSIA — Former alleged actor and martial artist Steven Seagal will be the ...

Putin Can’t Believe It’s Really Going To Be THAT Easy Bugging Every Single Room In The White House

MOSCOW, RUSSIA — The Russian/American President just cannot believe his luck, sources close to ...

Staffers Say They Still Smell Vladimir Putin’s Dinner on Trump’s Breath

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources within the White House are confirming at the time of ...

Moscow Demands Trump Help End Putin’s Shadow Government Shutdown

MOSCOW, RUSSIA — Russian President Vladimir Putin has sent a strongly worded letter to ...

Putin Dictates Trump’s New Year’s Resolutions To Him

MOSCOW, RUSSIA — Today, Russian President Vladimir Putin made a phone call to Secondary ...