Tulsi Gabbard Votes “Present” on Bill Condemning Rectal Warts

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Future third party presidential candidate Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-UpHerOwnAss) took yet ...

Progressive Voter Would Rather Have Another Trump Term Than an Imperfectly Progressive Candidate

NEARSIGHTED VALLEY, MICHIGAN — 42 year old John Jacobson considers himself a progressive voter. ...

Seating Chart Places President At Kids’ Table for White House Thanksgiving Dinner

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though it’s not for another couple of weeks, preparations are underway ...

Rubio Says OJ Was Just Probably Just Kidding Around With His Knife

WASHINGTON, D.C. — While out jogging around town, Senator Marco Rubio was spotted and ...

MAGA Boy Says His Wedding Made It The Best Family Reunion Yet

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins told his audience ...

Kavanaugh Pledges To Treat Cases Involving ‘Vile, Left-Wing Dangerous Lunatic Democrats’ Fairly

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Embattled Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh issued a statement today in ...