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Hannity Slams Complete Sentences and Cogent Thoughts in Biden’s First Congressional Address

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Fox News personality Sean Hannity was not in any way, shape, or form impressed with the first joint congressional...

Cruz: “The Only Thing I Need Covering My Face Left Washington on January 20th”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For quite some time, some Senate Republicans have scoffed at, if not openly defied, congressional rules dictating they wear a face...

GOP Chair: ‘White Lives Matter’ Rallies Draw Bigger Crowds When Trump Holds Them

The chair of the Republican Party thinks white lives matter rallies would draw bigger crowds if they brought back Donald Trump to speak at them.

Pepe Le Pew and Mr. Potato Head’s Penis Lead Early 2024 GOP Polls

There are already two new frontrunners in the battle for the 2024 GOP presidential nomination.

Mark Meadows Named White House Grand Imperial Chief of Staff

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, Donald Trump announced that his loyal and faithful servant, Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney had left his royal court, and...

Trump Worried Too Many Solar Panels Means Humans Might ‘Suck Up All the Sunlight’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Presdident Donald Trump today told reporters that "one bigly reason" he supports the push for the return to coal as opposed...

Trump Offers to Run the Real Taj Mahal Into Bankruptcy

INDIA -- President Donald Trump is in India for a couple of days this week. Today, he gave a speech to a throng of...

Stephen Miller and His New Bride Enjoying a Lovely Honeymoon Touring Dachau

DACHAU, GERMANY -- Over the weekend, White House Senior Racism Adviser Stephen Miller got married to Vice President Reverend Mike Pence's press secretary, and...

Barr Officially Renames DOJ the “Donald Trump’s Department of Trumpian Justice as Long as Trump Agrees”

WASHINGTON, D.C -- This morning, the President of the United States issued a tweet congratulating his Attorney General for interceding on behalf of the...

Draft Dodging, Permanently Impeached Dickwhistle Humiliates Decorated Veteran Because He’s a Vindictive Bitch

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The White House announced today that under orders from the draft dodging, permanently impeached dickwhistle in chief, Lt. Col. Alex Vindman...

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