Tag: Tomi Lahren

Pharmaceutical Company Develops Screechitol, World’s First Auditory Contraceptive

PharmTek Incorporated, a subsidiary of Galactic Chemical Enterprises, announced a new contraceptive they’ve been ...

Black Man Tying Shoes Sends Tammy Lahren Into Rage-Induced Coma

DULLARD, TEXAS — Representatives for right-wing firebrand conservative commentator Tabasco Lahren are confirming at ...

Tilapia Lahren Wants NASA To Rename Black Holes Because ‘All Holes Matter’

VAPID VALLEY, TEXAS — Conservative right-wing firebrand commentator and Fox News contributor Tributary Lahren ...