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Billionaire Will Be ‘Forced to Hide Money’ From Different Country If Biden Raises His Taxes

AVARICE FALLS, ILLINOIS -- Oliver Garkus made his first million dollars when he was not quite 30 years old, though to be completely accurate, it...

Bill Gates Explains His Anxiety About Rising Tax Rates to Woman Returning His Missing Wallet With $500,000,000 In It

OVER THE RAINBOW, WASHINGTON -- At the time of publication, Bill Gates -- the founder and former, long-time CEO of Microsoft -- was still...

Evangelical Libertarian: “Jesus Died on the Cross to End Progressive Taxation”

HOLY OAK, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Bill Millen makes no bones about it. He loves "God, guns, America, Jesus, and President Trump's trace rectal elements." "If...

Hasbro Will Release”Trumpnopoly” Game Where the Point is to File Bankruptcy and Duck Income Tax

PAWTUCKET, RHODE ISLAND -- During a quarterly conference call with investors, Hasbro -- the toy and game company that currently owns the rights to...

NBC Bringing Back “The Biggest Loser” and Donald Trump’s Tax Returns Will Host

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA -- For 17 seasons, NBC ran the show "The Biggest Loser" on its airwaves, and it was largely a hit for the...

IRS and God Confirm: Trump Is Equally as Christian and Billionaire

In a rather unforeseen twist, God and the Internal Revenue Service have issued a joint press release this morning. The press release comes in...

Sarah Sanders Confidently and Stridently Incorrectly Explains To Her Ham Sandwich How Government is Funded

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A contentious moment between White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders and a reporter during press briefing this week left many...

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