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D.C. Sewage Plant Apologizes For Letting Two Turds Escape During Biden’s State of the Union

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https://youtu.be/ITHTv_l_kQU WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At some point in the past, two turds escaped from a sewage treatment plant in the nation's capital, and wound-up attending...
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Hannity Slams Complete Sentences and Cogent Thoughts in Biden’s First Congressional Address

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NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Fox News personality Sean Hannity was not in any way, shape, or form impressed with the first joint congressional...
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Trump Still Memorizing State Names Ahead of SOTU Address

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources in the White House are indicating that President Trump is still locked away in the presidential bathroom, ostensibly putting the...
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Trump Will Give State of the Union From McDonald’s Parking Lot

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) wielded the power her title affords her and rescinded the invitation to President...
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Trump Boasts His State Of The Union TV Ratings Were Higher Than Any Founding Father

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His ratings were bigly historical...according to Trump.
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Man Who Passed Out Under Bull’s Hind Legs Thinks He Woke Up After Trump’s State Of The Union

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An easy mistake to make.
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State Of The Union Mix-Up: First Lady’s Spot On Seating Chart Had Stormy Daniels’ Name On It

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Awkward.
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Trump And Stephen Miller Still Searching For Perfect Racist Joke To Open State Of The Union

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With just hours to go before one of the biggest moments of his nascent political career and presidency, President Donald Trump...

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