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State of the Union

D.C. Sewage Plant Apologizes For Letting Two Turds Escape During Biden’s State of the Union WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At some point in the past, two turds escaped from a sewage treatment plant in the nation's capital, and wound-up attending...

Hannity Slams Complete Sentences and Cogent Thoughts in Biden’s First Congressional Address

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Fox News personality Sean Hannity was not in any way, shape, or form impressed with the first joint congressional...

Trump Still Memorizing State Names Ahead of SOTU Address

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources in the White House are indicating that President Trump is still locked away in the presidential bathroom, ostensibly putting the...

Trump Will Give State of the Union From McDonald’s Parking Lot

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) wielded the power her title affords her and rescinded the invitation to President...

Trump Boasts His State Of The Union TV Ratings Were Higher Than Any Founding Father

His ratings were bigly historical...according to Trump.

Trump And Stephen Miller Still Searching For Perfect Racist Joke To Open State Of The Union

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With just hours to go before one of the biggest moments of his nascent political career and presidency, President Donald Trump...

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