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Op-Ed: Won’t Somebody Do Something About Trumpists Losing Their Social Media Followers?!

The following editorial was written by Bill Dickerdolldildo. Mr. Dickerdolldildo is the social media manager for The Washington Cornholer, a right-leaning newspaper. He is...

Sarah Huckabee: “It Was Stupid of The Constitution to Not Give Presidents Unlimited Powers”

SLOP TROUGH, ARKANSAS -- Former Chief White House Propaganda Minister Sarah Huckabee Sanders appeared on Fox News today and blasted Congressional representatives from either...

Agitated Trump Asks Why Jesus Christ ‘Gets Two Birthdays’ and He Only Gets One

MAR-A-LAGO -- Today, before firing off a handful of angry tweets about a report that he says fully exonerates his behavior and actions, President...

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Watches Emotionally as Childhood Belfry Goes Up In Flames

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While scholars and historians mourn the irreparable damage done to centuries of artwork and craftsmanship during the fire in the cathedral...

Sarah Huckabee Sanders: “How Dare Democrats Kill Babies Before We Can Deprive Them of Basic Needs?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, Rep. Jerry Nadler (D-NY), Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, issued a sweeping document request from 81 different individuals and...

Sarah Sanders Confidently and Stridently Incorrectly Explains To Her Ham Sandwich How Government is Funded

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A contentious moment between White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders and a reporter during press briefing this week left many...

Jim Acosta is Opening a No-Impact Kung Fu Dojo

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Just a couple of days after finding himself at the heart of a story of national import, and only hours after...

Software Company Develops Real-Time App To Alert Viewers When Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is Lying

SWILLY CORN, VALLEY -- A software development company has released a new application they say can detect when White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee...

John Kelly Assures Trump He Won’t Be Only Misogynist Woman Abuser In White House For Too Long

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, after two of his ex-wives came forward with allegations that he was physically and verbally abusive toward them, White House...

White House Relieved Kentucky School Shooter Not Muslim Or Immigrant And Shooting Never Actually Happened

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Despite copious reporting of it, there was no school shooting in Kentucky yesterday, per the White House press office. "Obviously, when the...

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