Tag: Republicans

Trump Campaign Debuts New 2020 Slogan: “If She’s Brown, Deport Her Down”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The reelection campaign for President Mushroompenis Trump has rolled out a ...

Tennessee Pro-Life Republicans Want to Outlaw All Sex

THEOCRACY MOUNTAIN, TENNESSEE — In the state of Tennessee, pro-life forces are growing tired ...

Trump Offers Dems Border Wall Compromise of Giant Retractable Dome

WASHINGTON. D.C. — With the government shut down for over two weeks, and House ...

Obama Offers To Fill-In As President During Government Shutdown

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Citing the fact that he already lives in Washington and is ...