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Paul Ryan Worried He’ll Never Get Laid Again Once He Quits Congress

April 11, 2018 0

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, Speaker of the House Paul Ryan (R-Randian Dystopia) announced that he would finish out his current term in the House of Representatives and then retire without seeking re-election. Ryan has […]

Trump Tells Mueller FBI Better Not Send Any Democrats To Arrest Him

March 22, 2018 1

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has sent a sternly worded letter to Special Counsel Robert Mueller, demanding that any FBI agents sent to arrest him belong to the Republican Party. It was reported earlier […]

Illinois Republican Wants To Make Sure Holocaust Denier Is Also Climate Change Denier Before Voting For Him

February 6, 2018 0

You gotta weigh it all in context. […]

Paul Ryan Helps Woman Build Massive Money Bin So She Can Swim Around In Her Extra $1.50 Like Scrooge McDuck

February 5, 2018 2

Life is like a hurricane, after all. […]

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