Tag: political satire

After Playing Fetch With Tiffany, Trump Says His Bone Spurs Feel Just Fine

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Outgoing President Donald J. Trump is resting comfortably, and White Doctors ...

Trump Grants Permission to John Barron to Concede to Joe Biden

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, almost three full weeks after losing his re-election bid, President ...

The Klan Told McEnany She’s ‘Too Full of Shit’ to Work For Them

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Someday very soon, White Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany is going to ...

Trump Assures Ivanka She’ll Always Be His First Lady and Bottom Bitch

WASHINGTON, D.C. — None of the legal proceedings initiated by the Trump campaign have ...

Citing Pending Litigation, the Black Knight Refuses to Concede

THE FORESTS OF ENGLAND — Despite the fact that he is now without arms ...