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Planned Parenthood Will Start Giving Away Free Guns With Abortions

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In response to what can only described as an onslaught of new, strict anti-abortion regulations in a growing number of red...

We Interviewed a 2-Month Old Fetus and Got Its Feelings on Abortion

In 1973, the United States Supreme Court ruled in Roe vs. Wade that the Constitution's right to privacy ensures that women have the right...

Study Shows 100% of Abortions None of Your Business

Several red states are in various stages of implementing sweeping abortion bans aimed squarely at eventually toppling the 1973 landmark Roe vs. Wade Supreme Court decision...

News of Planned Parenthood Refusing Federal Funding Sparks Impromptu Spank-Off Between Pence, Santorum

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Vice-President Mike Pence and failed presidential candidate, former Senator Rick Santorum are reportedly locked eye to eye in what's being billed...

Missouri Dems Propose Classifying Erections That Precede Abortions as Accessories to Murder

TRAPPEDIN, MISSOURI -- Democrats in the Missouri State legislature have proposed a new law that is meant to be a legislative response to the strict...

Expectant Alabama Mother Will Go Back and Finish Middle School Once Her Kids Are Out of the House

NOVIA NIÑA CREEK, ALABAMA -- Life isn't always easy for Crystal Shanahan these days, but then again she knew that things could get harder...

Texas Democrat Introduces Bill to Sentence Men Who Masturbate to Death Penalty

AUSTIN, TEXAS -- Republican lawmakers in the State of Texas are trying to get a bill passed and onto the governor's desk that would...

White House To Push For Bill Outlawing Abortion After Point Of Erection

WASHINGTON, D.C. --  At a prayer breakfast in the nation's capital today, the country's vice president and official high religious inquisitor told attendees that...

Woman Executes Flawless Polite Stare While Boyfriend Expresses Horrible Opinion About Abortion For Millionth Time

CRAFTON HILLS, COLORADO -- Sources close to the situation are reporting that a local restaurant was just the setting for a truly spectacular, and...

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