Ohio

Business

Local Idiots Demand Right to Die for Retail Commerce

James Schlarmann - April 17, 2020 0

DUMBERG, OHIO -- The village idiots of a town in Ohio stormed their town's retail centers, demanding that they be allowed to shop in...

Dating/Relationships

Town Shocked When Man Declines to Use Penis as Excuse to Tell Woman What to Do With Her Vagina

James Schlarmann - May 22, 2019 0

MAPLE VALLEY, OHIO -- Residents of a town in Ohio are reportedly still in shock over developments that the mayor has called "utterly stunning." Late...

Business

Shop-Vac Building New Manufacturing Facilities in Georgia, Alabama, Missouri, Ohio

James Schlarmann - May 20, 2019 0

WILLIAMSPORT, PENNSYLVANIA -- Citing a "brand new, previously unforeseen need in the market," Shop-Vac will be building new manufacturing plants in Georgia, Alabama, Missouri,...