Cowboys Change Cheerleader Squad Name to “Super Spreaders”

DALLASS, TEXASS — This week, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones — whose body and ...

Black Man Tying Shoes Sends Tammy Lahren Into Rage-Induced Coma

DULLARD, TEXAS — Representatives for right-wing firebrand conservative commentator Tabasco Lahren are confirming at ...

Tilapia Lahren Wants NASA To Rename Black Holes Because ‘All Holes Matter’

VAPID VALLEY, TEXAS — Conservative right-wing firebrand commentator and Fox News contributor Tributary Lahren ...