FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA — Today, during a board meeting of the executives of the National Rifle Association, board member Tim Timberlake said that thanks to the spike in donations to the NRA — tripling since the Parkland […]
The following is an op-ed by Bill Dickerdolldildo, founder of Totes Biased America, leading voice in right-wing Facebook commentary. The views and expressed herein do not necessarily reflect those of The Pastiche Post or its overlord, Emperor […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, President Donald Trump was witnessed by several people in his administration bravely charging into a screening room that was showing a screening of the 1988 classic action film, “Die Hard.” The […]
FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA — Many Americans might have gotten the sense in the last fifteen years or so that weekly, if not daily, incidents of gunfire in public schools are a routine part of life in […]
GREEN GLEN, FLORIDA — A group of concerned adults was seen chastising a group of teenagers of equal size this weekend, in a small Florida town. Eyewitness accounts are that the adults were seen wagging […]
WEST HARTFORD, CONNECTICUT — Since 1996, Box Tops for Education has partnered with several large corporations to help provide millions of dollars to schools whenever consumers buy specially branded products. From cereals to fruit snacks, […]
It takes a well-armed village. […]
SPRINGFIELD, WEST VIRGINIA — Phillip Grant is known best on Facebook and in libertarian social media circles as The Neoteric Libertarian. He is a self-described “gun rights advocate” and on his podcast, he is regularly […]
GREEN HILLS, NORTH CAROLINA — As Shannon and Chad Miller get their son Elijah ready for school, it looks mostly like when the vast majority of other parents in the country send their kids off […]
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