Tag: National Rifle Association
NRA Backs Trump’s Proposed ‘Second Amendment Cure’ for Coronavirus
FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA — The National Rifle Association has released a statement supporting an unorthodox ...
NRA Spokesterrorist Suggests Schools Relocate To Colt, Bushmaster Factories
FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA — Dana Loesch, the NRA’s official spokesterrorist, recently told a group of ...
NRA Executive Just Two More School Shootings From Being Able To Afford Fourth Vacation Home
FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA — Today, during a board meeting of the executives of the National ...
Why Won’t You Just Let Me Stockpile Arms Against You, People Who Think Like You, Your Children, And Our Government, Libtards?
The following is an op-ed by Bill Dickerdolldildo, founder of Totes Biased America, leading ...
President Trump Rushes Headlong Into White House Screening Of “Die Hard” And Runs Out Screaming 10 Minutes Later
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, President Donald Trump was witnessed by several people in his ...
Dana Loesch Not Sure She Wants To Be The NRA’s Spokesterrorist Anymore
FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA — Many Americans might have gotten the sense in the last fifteen ...
Adults Demand Teenagers Stop Effectively Demonstrating How Much They Failed To Protect Their Kids
GREEN GLEN, FLORIDA — A group of concerned adults was seen chastising a group ...
Colt Announces New Ammo Box Tops Program For Local Schools
WEST HARTFORD, CONNECTICUT — Since 1996, Box Tops for Education has partnered with several ...
Stressed Out, Underpaid, Overworked Adult Volunteers To Brandish Gun Around Students So Teachers Can Keep Teaching
It takes a well-armed village.
Gun Enthusiast Can’t Figure Out Why Gasoline Didn’t Put Out His House Fire
SPRINGFIELD, WEST VIRGINIA — Phillip Grant is known best on Facebook and in libertarian ...
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