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NASA Still Unable To Locate Edge Of Trump’s Stupidity

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Scientists at NASA have yet to locate the edge of Donald Trump's stupidity, even after studying over a year of campaign...

NASA Scientists Still Unable To Locate Edge Of Trump’s Stupidity

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Scientists at NASA have yet to locate the edge of Donald Trump's stupidity, even after studying over two years of campaign...

Trump Asks Ben Carson if He’s ‘Friends With’ the Black Hole in NASA’S Picture

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, NASA released the very first images of a black hole ever. Reaction to the photo was largely positive, though Fox...

Tomi Lahren Says NASA’s Black Hole Picture is ‘Reverse Racism’ Because #AllHolesMatter

VALLE INSÍPIDO, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News contributing racist Tomahawk Lahren does not like black holes, and she has made it a lifelong mission of...

NASA Releases Amazing First Ever Pictures of a Black Hole

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- NASA sent several hundred media outlets the first ever pictures of a black hole. “We've exposed a part of our universe we've...

Trump Wants His New Space Force’s Guns To Go “PEW PEW!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump reportedly surprised even his own administration officials when he directed the Department of Defense to begin the process...

Martian Cat Kills Curiosity

MARS -- The chief tracking officer at NASA is confirming at the time of publication that the Mars rover known as "Curiosity" has likely...

Ted Cruz Wants NASA to Turn Old Shuttles into Chick-Fil-As

This story first appeared on The Political Garbage Chute. WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) wants NASA to "find some places where we can turn...

Trump Orders NASA To Verify Planets Discovered By TESS Also Revolve Around Him

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); WASHINGTON, D.C. — This week, NASA teamed with Elon Musk’s SpaceX company and launched their TESS satellite into orbit on...

Astronaut Worried He Doesn’t Have All The Wrong Stuff For Trump’s Space Force

CAPE JUSTICE, FLORIDA -- Astronaut Commander Michael Deckster has been one of the world's most highly trained pilots for more than a decade and...

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