Politics January 29, 2020 January 29, 2020 Crate of New Pants Rushed to White House After Schumer Agrees to Call Hunter Biden by James Schlarmann
Politics January 20, 2020 January 20, 2020 McConnell, Graham, Cruz Take Oath to Stop Blowing Trump Long Enough to Hear Impeachment Case Without Bias by James Schlarmann
Politics December 23, 2019 December 23, 2019 McConnell: “Mulvaney Might Have TOO MUCH Evidence That Exonerates the President to Choose From” by James Schlarmann
News, Politics December 13, 2019 December 13, 2019 McConnell Promises to Hold Impeachment Trial in Moscow by James Schlarmann
Politics November 7, 2019 November 7, 2019 Projections Show U.S. Could Fund Medicare For All For 400 Years Charging $1 To Punch Mitch McConnell In the Face by James Schlarmann
News August 17, 2019 November 6, 2019 President Runs Out of Dipping Sauce and Declares ‘National McNugget McMergency’ by James Schlarmann
News February 19, 2019 December 26, 2019 McConnell Confident Trump Can Fit His Entire Dick In There by James Schlarmann
