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Unathletic Traitor Has Some Thoughts to Share on Simone Biles

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MT. DICKHOLE, WEST VIRGINIA -- 48-year-old Doug Palumbo is not what anyone would call athletically gifted, but he doesn't hide from that fact. Friends,...
Politics

McConnell Says He’d Oppose January 6th Commission Even If He Weren’t Covered in Trump’s Ball Juice

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"When have you ever known Mitch McConnell to be a petty, partisan hack?" WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Even if he were not completely and utterly drenched,...
Medicine

After Fauci Reminds Americans Condoms Prevent STDs, Pro-MAGA Patriot Diagnosed With Syphilis

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"I don't trust a damn word that comes out of notorious Anti-Trumper Dr. Tony Fauci's liar mouth," white nationalist and pro-MAGA super patriot Matthew...
Politics

GOP Chair: ‘White Lives Matter’ Rallies Draw Bigger Crowds When Trump Holds Them

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The chair of the Republican Party thinks white lives matter rallies would draw bigger crowds if they brought back Donald Trump to speak at them.
Politics

McConnell Blames Arsonist for Torched Building, Says He’s Not Guilty

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell was out, taking a stroll around his block when found himself face-to-face with a...
Politics

Ted Cruz: “Maybe We Deserved to Be Insurrected.”

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Ted Cruz (R-MAGAstan) played a key role in hyping up the Big Lie told by the former president of the...
Politics

For Security Purposes, Biden May Be Given Oath of Office in a High School Science Class

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After last week's deadly domestic terror attack on the U.S. Capitol, authorities in charge of next week's inauguration of Joe Biden...
News

North Korea Gives Ashli Babbit Posthumous Medal

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The Democratic Republic of North Korea has issued one of the highest honors it can bestoy on a foreign citizen this week, though it...
Politics

President’s Reelection Campaign Unveils New White Pointed MAGA Hoods

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In 2016, the Donald Trump/Vladimir Putin campaign helped launch a new icon of American politics in the 21st century -- the...
Arts & Entertainment

Hasbro Will Release”Trumpnopoly” Game Where the Point is to File Bankruptcy and Duck Income Tax

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PAWTUCKET, RHODE ISLAND -- During a quarterly conference call with investors, Hasbro -- the toy and game company that currently owns the rights to...
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