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Biden Orders Gas Cost $7 Trillion a Gallon

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden has served America as an elected public official in one form or another for most of his adult...

Biden Says It’s Time To Take Eric’s Finger Paintings Off the White House Fridge

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When Joe Biden took office last month, he signed a flurry of executive orders that reversed several such orders signed by...

For the First Time in Four Years, the President Will Not Honor Victims of the Bowling Green Massacre

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the course of time between 2017 and 2021, Americans got used to their president making them aware of historical events...

For the Sake of Bipartisanship, Biden Offers to Call Cruz’s Wife Ugly

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden ran on a message of uniting the country. After eight years of President Barack Obama's administration, the Republican...

Report: Sleepy Joe Woke Up This Morning and Sniffed The White House Air

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President "Sleepy" Joe Biden shocked millions of cultists still reeling from the stinging rebuke Biden's racist, incompetent, corrupt predecessor...

Biden Declares He Doesn’t ‘Give a Shit’ About How Big His Inaugural Crowd Size Was

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For many, many years how large a crowd was that gathered to watch a president be sworn-in was a matter of...

The President of the United States is No Longer Banned from Twitter

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Twitter announced just after 12:00pm Eastern Time that the President of the United States is no longer permabanned from...

Trump Will Spend Last Day as President Farting in Every Room in The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Donald Trump has just barely over 24 hours left on the clock, and then he will no longer be President of...

Biden Says He’ll Ask Nuclear Codes to Be Changed From ‘Password123’

This story is reprinted entirely with permission from NotReally.News. DELAWARE -- Incoming President-elect Joe Biden told reporters today that Americans should "expect to see a...

Biden Will Remove the McDonald’s Kitchen Installed by the Previous Administration

The following story is reprinted with permission from NotReally.News. WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The permanent staff of the White House is a professional unit of workers...

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