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Hannity Slams Complete Sentences and Cogent Thoughts in Biden’s First Congressional Address

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NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Fox News personality Sean Hannity was not in any way, shape, or form impressed with the first joint congressional...
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Religion

Biden Makes “Merry Christmas” Illegal Again

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Some on the right have accused President Joe Biden of being a so-called "Quiet Revolutionary." In lay terms, President Biden's critics believe...
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Gun Control

Hawley: Biden’s Gun Orders Are Bullying His ‘Friends Who Visited the Capital’ on January 6th

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Any Democratic president who issues executive orders on guns likely expects some rather forceful pushback and criticism on those orders from...
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Politics

Biden’s Name Won’t Be on New Checks Because He Already Knows What It’s Like Signing Checks That Won’t Bounce

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"I could see why the previous guy would be tempted to have that feeling for once in his worthless life."
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Politics

President Biden Apologizes to Neanderthal Americans

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"I didn't see a single Neanderthal at the January 6th insurrection."
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Politics

President Manchin Decides the Plebs Don’t Need Living Wages

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Most Americans might not have realized that Joe Manchin of West Virginia is the actual president.
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Politics

Lie-Packed CPAC Speech Changes Nothing and Joe Biden is Still Trump’s President

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In hindsight, former President Trump's closest advisers knew this was the longshot of all longshots; but they knew, sources tell us, that if they...
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Business

Biden Orders Gas Cost $7 Trillion a Gallon

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden has served America as an elected public official in one form or another for most of his adult...
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Arts & Entertainment

Biden Says It’s Time To Take Eric’s Finger Paintings Off the White House Fridge

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When Joe Biden took office last month, he signed a flurry of executive orders that reversed several such orders signed by...
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Politics

For the First Time in Four Years, the President Will Not Honor Victims of the Bowling Green Massacre

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the course of time between 2017 and 2021, Americans got used to their president making them aware of historical events...
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