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Biden Orders Gas Cost $7 Trillion a Gallon

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden has served America as an elected public official in one form or another for most of his adult...
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Arts & Entertainment

Biden Says It’s Time To Take Eric’s Finger Paintings Off the White House Fridge

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When Joe Biden took office last month, he signed a flurry of executive orders that reversed several such orders signed by...
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Politics

For the First Time in Four Years, the President Will Not Honor Victims of the Bowling Green Massacre

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the course of time between 2017 and 2021, Americans got used to their president making them aware of historical events...
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Politics

For the Sake of Bipartisanship, Biden Offers to Call Cruz’s Wife Ugly

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden ran on a message of uniting the country. After eight years of President Barack Obama's administration, the Republican...
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Politics

Report: Sleepy Joe Woke Up This Morning and Sniffed The White House Air

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President "Sleepy" Joe Biden shocked millions of cultists still reeling from the stinging rebuke Biden's racist, incompetent, corrupt predecessor...
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Politics

Biden Declares He Doesn’t ‘Give a Shit’ About How Big His Inaugural Crowd Size Was

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For many, many years how large a crowd was that gathered to watch a president be sworn-in was a matter of...
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The President of the United States is No Longer Banned from Twitter

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SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Twitter announced just after 12:00pm Eastern Time that the President of the United States is no longer permabanned from...
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Politics

Trump Will Spend Last Day as President Farting in Every Room in The White House

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Donald Trump has just barely over 24 hours left on the clock, and then he will no longer be President of...
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Politics

Biden Says He’ll Ask Nuclear Codes to Be Changed From ‘Password123’

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This story is reprinted entirely with permission from NotReally.News. DELAWARE -- Incoming President-elect Joe Biden told reporters today that Americans should "expect to see a...
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Business

Biden Will Remove the McDonald’s Kitchen Installed by the Previous Administration

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The following story is reprinted with permission from NotReally.News. WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The permanent staff of the White House is a professional unit of workers...
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