EL DORADO VERDE VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Earlier this month, Attorney General Jeff Sessions made a visit to Sacramento and formally announced that the Trump administration is suing California over its “Sanctuary Laws.” In an unforeseen […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A new petition has been circulating online and is gathering momentum. The petition seeks to have either the Donald Trump presidential administration or Congress remove the “racist monument to the Confederacy” from […]
READING, MASSACHUSETTS — In the face of a conservative boycott of their products, Keurig has announced a new product line they hope will win back that key demographic. Conservatives all over America have begun video […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The nation’s capital is abuzz with rampant rumor and speculation after an explosive new email leaked from somewhere within the Department of Justice. The email’s release forced Attorney General Jeff Sessions to […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump’s Russian headaches will not go away. For over a year, allegations of connections between Russia and his campaign, now his administration, have dogged him. After firing FBI Director James […]
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