Politics November 8, 2018 November 8, 2018 Jeff Sessions Can Finally Unwind, Smoke a Doob, and Forget About Persecuting Brown People Awhile by James Schlarmann
Religion July 31, 2018 July 31, 2018 Satanic Goat Sacrifice and Skunk Fucking Cult Says Religious Liberty Task Force Allows Them To Discriminate Against Christians by James Schlarmann
Politics May 14, 2018 May 14, 2018 Emergency Crews Working To Remove Jeff Sessions From Package of E.L. Fudge Cookies by James Schlarmann
News March 18, 2018 March 18, 2018 California Dispensary Returns Jeff Sessions’ Lost ID by James Schlarmann
News January 19, 2018 January 19, 2018 Petition Started To Remove Confederate Monument From Attorney General’s Office by James Schlarmann
Food/Dining December 23, 2017 December 23, 2017 Keurig Releases Roy Moore Model That Uses 14-Year Old Covfefe Pods by James Schlarmann
News December 20, 2017 December 20, 2017 Jeff Sessions Reveals Himself As Member Of The Keebler Klux Klan by James Schlarmann
News December 19, 2017 December 19, 2017 Trump Preemptively Pardons Himself for Pardoning Himself for Things He Says He Didn’t Do by James Schlarmann