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Trump Orders McCarthy to Put the Former First Lady on January 6th Commission

James Schlarmann -
BAD MINCER, NEW JERSEY -- This morning, former, one-term, twice forever impeached President Donald J. Trump met with House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (Q-CA)...
Science/Tech

Biden Tells Space Force to Stop Pointing Telescope at Ivanka’s Bedroom

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President Joe Biden ordered Space Force to "immediately reposition" a massive telescope  miles away from the Earth's orbit and point it away from the...
Lifestyle

Trump Jr. Furious His Dad Will Pay for Ivanka’s OnlyFans But Not a Cameo From Him

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"Listen here, you tell him that I am not coming to his next rally if he doesn't do at least one Cameo with me,...
News

Over Christmas, Trump’s Kids Asked Him If They Can Strip the White House of Silverware and Copper Wiring

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Outwardly, the President of the United States of America is doing what he's done his whole life -- projecting a reality...
Politics

Trump Assures Ivanka She’ll Always Be His First Lady and Bottom Bitch

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- None of the legal proceedings initiated by the Trump campaign have resulted in any reported results or projections being changed or...
Dating/Relationships

President Trump Devastated First Lady Forgot Him On Valentine’s Day Again This Year

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's Valentine's Day today, but that doesn't mean that President Trump is in good spirits. Sources close to the situation say...
Politics

Kushner, Ivanka, Donald Jr, and Eric Trump Condemn Bidens’ Nepotism

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In a joint letter from some of President Donald J. Trump's offspring and son-in-law, the "sheer and galling level of nepotism" involved in Hunter...
News

Ken Starr Asked Monica Lewinsky For Presidential Blowjob Advice Before His Impeachment Defense of Trump

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, during the White House legal counsel's second day of opening arguments in the impeachment trial of President Donald John Trump,...
News

Trump Releases New Photos From His Wedding to First Lady Melania

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States released new photos of his wedding with First Lady Melania Trump this morning. The president...
Dating/Relationships

President Trump Sends a Mother’s Day Gift to the ‘Special MILF’ in His Life

James Schlarmann -
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, as a lot of the country celebrates Mother's Day, President Donald Trump chose to send all the mothers in his...
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