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Awkard! Donald In Hot Water After He Calls Ivanka “Stormy” At The Worst Time Possible!

March 7, 2018 2

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, the White House was witness to an extremely awkward and tense moment between President Donald Trump and his First Lady. “Ivanka! Ivanka, c’mon, don’t be harsh on Daddy! It was […]

Report: President Trump Still Likes Russian Whore Piss And Wants To Fuck His Daughter

March 4, 2018 0

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though the story has faded from the forefront of media coverage, several press outlets have been working day and night to confirm various elements of the now infamous Steele Dossier that alleged […]

Tearful Eric Trump Demands To Know If Stormy Daniels Is His New Sister

January 27, 2018 0

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources close to the Trump family say that this weekend, an awkward confrontation between President Trump and his middle son, Eric, took place at the White House. Reportedly, Eric sounded “nervous and […]

Trump To Publish Book: “How To Eat & Look Like Literal Garbage But Somehow Be A Specimen Of Human Health And Vigor”

January 17, 2018 0

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though sitting presidents usually do not write books, seeking to avoid accusations of enriching themselves with the Oval Office, President Donald Trump regularly defies accepted norms, and will be publishing a “diet, […]

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