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Single Term President Loses One More Vote Count and “Wins” Again

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When it comes to losing vote counts, there is no bigger and more consistent winner than former President Toadstool Dick. In...
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McConnell Blames Arsonist for Torched Building, Says He’s Not Guilty

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell was out, taking a stroll around his block when found himself face-to-face with a...
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Impeachment Lawyers Will Show Senate Republicans the Jar Trump Keeps Their Balls In

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, the second impeachment trial of former President Donald J. Trump took place in the U.S. Senate. Mr. Trump, who...
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Trump Replaces Impeachment Legal Team With Lionel Hutz

James Schlarmann -
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- All in all, the general takeaway from the opening day of former President Donald J. Trump's second impeachment trial was, for...
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Rand Paul Tells Chris Wallace It’s Unconstitutional to Do Things That Are in the Constitution

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In an interview that aired on Fox News this weekend, Sen. Rand Paul (Q-KY) told host Chris Wallace that the upcoming impeachment trial of...
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Cruz: Senate Should Clear the Former President Because He’s a Private Citizen, Investigate Hunter Biden Instead

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- One thing is becoming increasingly clear -- most Senate Republicans are still deathly afraid of the man who is no longer...
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Trump Asserts His Right to Commit Impeachable Offenses Until Joe Biden is Sworn-In

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Donald Trump is entitled, as president, to commit impeachable offenses right up to the point that Joe Biden is sworn into...
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Draft Dodging, Permanently Impeached Dickwhistle Humiliates Decorated Veteran Because He’s a Vindictive Bitch

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The White House announced today that under orders from the draft dodging, permanently impeached dickwhistle in chief, Lt. Col. Alex Vindman...
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Trump Demands President of Utah Investigate Mitt Romney

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- To say that Senator Mitt Romney (R-UT) surprised the White House when he announced that he would vote to convict President...
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Murkowski Knows OJ Did It, But Glad He Got Off Anyway

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When it's all said and done, Senator Lisa Murkowski of Alaska  is "just not all that much a fan of holding...
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