Tag: impeachment
Draft Dodging, Permanently Impeached Dickwhistle Humiliates Decorated Veteran Because He’s a Vindictive Bitch
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House announced today that under orders from the draft ...
Trump Demands President of Utah Investigate Mitt Romney
WASHINGTON, D.C. — To say that Senator Mitt Romney (R-UT) surprised the White House ...
Murkowski Knows OJ Did It, But Glad He Got Off Anyway
WASHINGTON, D.C. — When it’s all said and done, Senator Lisa Murkowski of Alaska ...
Murkowski and Alexander to Receive Presidential Medals of Cowardice
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald J. Trump will present two Republican senators with special ...
Ted Cruz: “If I Wasn’t a Smarmy, Partisan Cunt Maybe I’d Care About Trump Being a Lawless Asshole Tyrant”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a wild and unforeseen development, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Trump’s Urethra) ...
Crate of New Pants Rushed to White House After Schumer Agrees to Call Hunter Biden
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A crate full of brand new suit pants, sweatpants, and dungarees ...
Ken Starr Asked Monica Lewinsky For Presidential Blowjob Advice Before His Impeachment Defense of Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, during the White House legal counsel’s second day of opening ...
Senate GOP Agrees To Hold “Fair and Unbiased Adjudication” of Ice Cream the President Shits
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In beginning to lay out the House’s case against President Donald ...
McConnell, Graham, Cruz Take Oath to Stop Blowing Trump Long Enough to Hear Impeachment Case Without Bias
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the U.S. Senate, the official impeachment trial of President Donald ...
Trump Invokes “Epstein Loyalty Oath” and Lands Dershowitz for His Impeachment Defense Team
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald J. Trump added two very high-profile attorneys to his ...