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NASCAR Assures Fans They’ll See Confederate Flag Before Every Final Lap
DAYTONA BEACH, FLORIDA — Yesterday, NASCAR announced that it was banning the display of ...
Local Stripper Practicing Giving Lap Dances from Six Feet Away
VALLE DE LAS CHICHIS, CALIFORNIA — Candy Sparkles is not her real name, but ...
Stupidfuck Training to Become Dumbfuck
MORON VALLEY, MINNESOTA — Marcus Palumbozo is a stupidfuck. He has all the certifications ...
Nickelback Fan Can’t Tell Who’s Socially Distancing Themselves From Him During Coronavirus Quarantine
COLD BEACH, WASHINGTON — Pat Jackson is a huge fan of the band Nickelback. ...
Married Couple Might Get to Fuck Again Some Day
SAN GUILLERMO, CALIFORNIA — Neither one of them are to blame, when you get ...
Trump Worried Too Many Solar Panels Means Humans Might ‘Suck Up All the Sunlight’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Presdident Donald Trump today told reporters that “one bigly reason” he ...
President Trump Asks All Intelligence Briefings Include Small Words And Big Pictures
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Trump administration has submitted an official request to Congress, asking ...
First Blind Winner At International Staring Contest Championship
OSLO, NORWAY — History was made this weekend at the International Staring Contest Championship, ...