GREEN GLEN, FLORIDA — A group of concerned adults was seen chastising a group of teenagers of equal size this weekend, in a small Florida town. Eyewitness accounts are that the adults were seen wagging […]
WEST HARTFORD, CONNECTICUT — Since 1996, Box Tops for Education has partnered with several large corporations to help provide millions of dollars to schools whenever consumers buy specially branded products. From cereals to fruit snacks, […]
HOT SPRINGS, CALIFORNIA — 35-year-old Tracy Stillwater is a high school English teacher at Kermit T. Fragg High School in Northern California. Tracy started working in the Hot Springs Unified School District almost ten years […]
It takes a well-armed village. […]
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Jethro Bohiggins is a die hard Donald Trump supporter, and he even has a tattoo on his right buttock that declares him as such. Bohiggins hosts a popular right-wing podcast […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite copious reporting of it, there was no school shooting in Kentucky yesterday, per the White House press office. “Obviously, when the initial reports started coming in were gravely concerned to find […]
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