WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a moment of unforeseen and rare candor, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell admitted that he is a "wrinkly fuckstick traitor,"...
Yesterday, former NFL quarterback Brett Favre made national headlines. It's not something that is necessarily new to Favre. Over the course of several years,...
LOS BURRITOS MOJADOS, CALIFORNIA -- Every couple of weeks, 40 year old computer programmer Jim Lawrence buys a half-ounce of cannabis, or marijuana, from...
ANALSLIME, CALIFORNIA -- This week, Disney became the latest corporation to reconcile its problematic past when it comes to racism in its content when...
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- For years now, millions of users have surfed websites using Google's Chrome web browser. Today, Alphabet -- Google's parent...
Researchers at the Centers For Uncontrolled Diseases excitedly announced today that, thanks to this past weekend being one of the warmest of late on...
