Tag: fake news

Disney Assures Visitors They Can Still Hurl Racist Insults at Employees While Riding Updated Splash Mountain

ANALSLIME, CALIFORNIA — This week, Disney became the latest corporation to reconcile its problematic ...

Alphabet Announces New Porn-Only Web Browser Called “Google Cream”

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — For years now, millions of users have surfed websites ...

Protesters Demand Right to Congregate During Zombie Outbreak

ROMERO, MICHIGAN — A group of about three hundred took to their local city ...

Dipshits Flock to Beaches to Help Stop Stopping Spread of Coronavirus

Researchers at the Centers For Uncontrolled Diseases excitedly announced today that, thanks to this ...

Local Stripper Practicing Giving Lap Dances from Six Feet Away

VALLE DE LAS CHICHIS, CALIFORNIA — Candy Sparkles is not her real name, but ...

Stupidfuck Training to Become Dumbfuck

MORON VALLEY, MINNESOTA — Marcus Palumbozo is a stupidfuck. He has all the certifications ...

Confused Health Guru Contracts COVID-19 Despite Using His Best Turmeric Chakra Cleanse

KARMA VALLEY, OREGON — 53-year-old self-described “health guru” Pat Kinnerson just got a confirmed, ...

Man Issues Formal Apology to Every Woman He Couldn’t Bring to Orgasm

HIDDEN GORGE, CALIFORNIA — This week, fifteen women throughout the country received the same ...

Married Couple Might Get to Fuck Again Some Day

SAN GUILLERMO, CALIFORNIA — Neither one of them are to blame, when you get ...

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