Thursday, June 24, 2021
- Advertisement -spot_img

TAG

Facebook

Facebook Says Trump Has to Wait Two Years Before Trying to Use It to Subvert Democracy Again

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Facebook announced today that former President Donald Trump's suspension will continue for two years, after which he is "free...

Facebook Rolls Out Middle Finger Reaction for Ted Cruz’s Posts

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Facebook will add a brand new feature over the next few weeks that management hopes will "enhance and enrich"...

Mexico Offers to Pay Facebook to Keep Trump Off Site

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- In an email to Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, the country of Mexico has offered, officially, to pay "whatever price" the...

Greene: Oversight Board Should Have Forced Facebook to Bake Trump’s ‘Bullshit Cake’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Given that she is one of former President Donald John Toadstool Cock Trump's most ardent supporters on the Hill, there are...

Trump Has Been Calling Random Supporters to Yell Lies At Them 280 Characters at a Time

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States was permanently kicked off all the major social media platforms last week, and according to...

Trump Orders Jack Tweeter Arrested for Treason

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It was no surprise when the order came from the Oval Office at just after sunrise this morning. When Twitter decided...

Trump Releases 45 Minute Long Facebook Video Making the Case For Why He’s a Sore Loser Bitch

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump lost the election between himself and former Vice President Joe Biden last month. At least, those are the...

Racist Rectal Warts Are Leaving Facebook and Twitter for Parler

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- The battle for social media supremacy is heating up. During the past four years, increasingly conservative users of sites...

Okay Zuckerberg. You Win. I’ll Become a White Nationalist Domestic Terrorist So I Can Keep Using Facebook.

The following is an editorial from the desk of our founding Editor in Chief. As he is the silly son of a bitch who...

Trump Orders Facebook and Twitter to Force Users to Like and Follow Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's been no big secret around the nation's capital that President Donald Trump is very concerned with his social media presence,...

Latest news

- Advertisement -spot_img