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Martian Hopes Musk Buys Twitter and It Keeps ‘That Billionaire Cretin’ Far Away From His Planet

Meepzorp is a resident of the Planet of Mars and recently told our outlet during an interstellar Skype session that they largely stay out...

McDonald’s Cashier Offers to Buy Truth Social For 25 Cents Per User

Billionaire Elon Musk joined the board of social media site Twitter this week, after he purchased just under 10% of the company's available stock....

World Shocked to Discover Billionaire Just Entitled Sociopath Asshole

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Billionaire and Likely Cartoon Villain Elon Musk wanted his Tesla plant opened back up, and that's exactly what he...

Elon Musk Decides to Buy and Delete Twitter Instead

SWILLYCORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Last March, billionaire tech guru and entrepreneur Elon Musk made waves when he very genuinely and sincerely offered to buy...

Elon Musk Buys and Assimilates Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

SWILLYCORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Billionaire tech guru and innovator Elon Musk isn't content to just buy and then delete social media monoliths anymore. Musk...

Elon Musk Buys and Reveals Star Wars Episode IX Title

SWILLYCORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Fandom of the sci-fi/fantasy film franchise known as "Star Wars" have been clamoring for news of the title for the...

Elon Musk Officially Trademarks ‘Elon Musk Offers to Buy And Then Delete’ Meme

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Billionaire tech guru and possible cartoon villain Elon Musk announced in an investor call today that he has legally...

Musk’s Cannabis Accessory Company Working on Anti-Gravity Bong

SWILLY CORN VALLEY -- The Bong Company -- billionaire inventor Elon Musk's recently formed cannabis-centered accessory company -- has announced that it is working...

Musk Invests $10 Million in Startup Bong Company

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Elon Musk made major headlines when he appeared on comedian Joe Rogan's podcast and the pair enjoyed a marijuana,...

Elon Musk Mulls Acquiring And Then Immediately Deleting Facebook

This story first appeared on Alternative Science. Elon Musk made global headlines when he deleted the official SpaceX and Tesla pages from Facebook. Musk made certain...

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