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Trump Pushed FDA to ‘Just Say Big Macs Make You Skinnier’

With each passing day, the American public finds out a little bit more about the man who spent four years in the Oval Office...

Gaetz and Jordan: Trump Won Because They ‘Wouldn’t Blow Just Any Old Loser’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The results of last month's presidential haven't really been in much doubt since just a couple of days after votes started...

Biden Posts Eviction Notices on White House Doors

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last week, it was reported by Satirical Facts that the Biden transition team officially served President Donald J. Trump with eviction...

Gaetz: “Real Patriots Don’t Ever Abandon Their Deeply Unpopular, One-Term, Impeached Loser Cry Baby President”

LAKE FUKFAYCE, FLORIDA -- For one of Donald Trump's most loyal congressional servants, there will never be another president, and he means that quite...

Ron Johnson: “It’s a Problem That People Don’t Have Faith in the Election I Keep Talking Shit About”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Comrade Senator Ronald Johnsoninski told reporters today that he thinks there's a growing crisis of confidence in American elections, and that...

Breaking: Joe Biden Is Still Your Next President

In a completely foreseen and very precedented development, former Vice President Joe Biden is still your next president. There are millions of Americans, spurred...

As Biden Is Sworn In, Trump Wants Air Force One Loaded With Supporters That He’ll Fly to Guyana

Next month, President-elect Joe Biden will be sworn in as the 46th President of the United States. Even though that truth does not sit...

Santa Claus Says Americans Already Got This Year’s ‘Big Gift’ on November 3rd

THE NORTH POLE -- In just 20 days, Kris Kringle, otherwise known as "Santa Claus," will make his annual trip around the world, delivering...

Trump Releases 45 Minute Long Facebook Video Making the Case For Why He’s a Sore Loser Bitch

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump lost the election between himself and former Vice President Joe Biden last month. At least, those are the...

Trump Tries to Kick WA, OR, CA, NV, AZ, CO, NM, GA, VA, PA, MN, WI, IL, MI, ME, VT, NH, NY, MA, CT,...

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has issued an emergency McProclamation from the Oval office this morning, demanding that twenty-four states and the District...

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