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Local Idiot Thinks Presidents Control Gas Prices

BARONTOWN, MISSISSIPPI -- Town moron and well-known local idiot Matthew Palumricci admits that he has no earthly clue how, exactly, prices in the oil...

Biden Orders Gas Cost $7 Trillion a Gallon

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden has served America as an elected public official in one form or another for most of his adult...

Man Fears Losing Extraction Job at Bovine Fertility Clinic to Automation

TAUREAU VANIR BAY, WISCONSIN -- 42 year old Jack Poolenpud has been working at the local bovine fertility in his town since he joined...

Economists: Legal California Marijuana Will Make In ‘N’ Out Richer Than God By 2028

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Economists at the National Institute of Cash Money released the results of a study they conducted during the first...

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