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The Pastiche Post
Local Idiot Thinks Presidents Control Gas Prices
James Schlarmann
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November 17, 2021
BARONTOWN, MISSISSIPPI -- Town moron and well-known local idiot Matthew Palumricci admits that he has no earthly clue how, exactly, prices in the oil...
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Biden Orders Gas Cost $7 Trillion a Gallon
James Schlarmann
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February 23, 2021
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden has served America as an elected public official in one form or another for most of his adult...
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Man Fears Losing Extraction Job at Bovine Fertility Clinic to Automation
James Schlarmann
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April 25, 2019
TAUREAU VANIR BAY, WISCONSIN -- 42 year old Jack Poolenpud has been working at the local bovine fertility in his town since he joined...
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Economists: Legal California Marijuana Will Make In ‘N’ Out Richer Than God By 2028
James Schlarmann
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June 5, 2018
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Economists at the National Institute of Cash Money released the results of a study they conducted during the first...
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