Tag: DonaldTrump

Crypt Keeper Going As Kellyanne Conway For Halloween This Year

KASSIR FALLS, CALIFORNIA — Each year, residents The Crypt Keeper’s sleepy California town take ...

Rubio Says OJ Was Just Probably Just Kidding Around With His Knife

WASHINGTON, D.C. — While out jogging around town, Senator Marco Rubio was spotted and ...

Self-Loathing, Blind, and Deaf Woman Explains Why She’s Still Voting for Donald Trump

GREENBELT, MINNESOTA — Helen Whipplemyer is still voting for Donald J. Trump next November, ...

NASA Still Unable To Locate Edge Of Trump’s Stupidity

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Scientists at NASA have yet to locate the edge of Donald ...

President’s Reelection Campaign Unveils New White Pointed MAGA Hoods

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In 2016, the Donald Trump/Vladimir Putin campaign helped launch a new ...

Court Filings Reveal FBI’s Code Name for Don Jr: Individual-IQ-1

BENEDICT, NEW YORK — Last week, court filings in FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller‘s ...

Soldier Deployed At Border Hopes His Kevlar Vest Is Rock-Proof

LOS CHINGADORES DE CULEROS NARANJOS, TEXAS — Since last week, President Donald Trump has ...

White House Offers Compromise: Birthright Citizenship For White Babies Only

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, President Donald Trump set the American political scene on ...

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