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Crypt Keeper Going As Kellyanne Conway For Halloween This Year

KASSIR FALLS, CALIFORNIA -- Each year, residents The Crypt Keeper's sleepy California town take bets on what he'll be for Halloween, and this year...

Rubio Says OJ Was Just Probably Just Kidding Around With His Knife

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While out jogging around town, Senator Marco Rubio was spotted and stopped by some reporters. Senator Rubio graciously agreed to talk...

Ken Starr Sees a ‘Stunning Lack of Blowjobs’ In Impeachment Case Against Trump

WACO, TEXAS -- Though he's now the chancellor of Baylor University, Ken Starr was made a household name in America while he was the...

Self-Loathing, Blind, and Deaf Woman Explains Why She’s Still Voting for Donald Trump

GREENBELT, MINNESOTA -- Helen Whipplemyer is still voting for Donald J. Trump next November, provided he is the Republican nominee. As the Republican National...

NASA Still Unable To Locate Edge Of Trump’s Stupidity

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Scientists at NASA have yet to locate the edge of Donald Trump's stupidity, even after studying over a year of campaign...

President’s Reelection Campaign Unveils New White Pointed MAGA Hoods

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In 2016, the Donald Trump/Vladimir Putin campaign helped launch a new icon of American politics in the 21st century -- the...

Court Filings Reveal FBI’s Code Name for Don Jr: Individual-IQ-1

BENEDICT, NEW YORK -- Last week, court filings in FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller's prosecution of Michael Cohen, the former personal attorney for President...

Soldier Deployed At Border Hopes His Kevlar Vest Is Rock-Proof

LOS CHINGADORES DE CULEROS NARANJOS, TEXAS -- Since last week, President Donald Trump has deployed American troops to the southern border between the U.S....

White House Offers Compromise: Birthright Citizenship For White Babies Only

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump set the American political scene on fire when Axios reported that he plans to sign an...

Trump Supporter: “George Soros, The Clintons, and Obamas Clearly Funded The Bombings Of George Soros, The Clintons, and Obamas”

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and YouTube star Jethro Bohiggins released a new video monologue this week, expounding on the recent spate...

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