Tag: Donald Trump

World Shocked to Discover Billionaire Just Entitled Sociopath Asshole

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Billionaire and Likely Cartoon Villain Elon Musk wanted his ...

David Avocado Wolfe and Gwyneth Paltrow Appointed to Coronavirus Response Team

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though his administration is telling Americans that the coronavirus has been ...

Mark Meadows Named White House Grand Imperial Chief of Staff

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, Donald Trump announced that his loyal and faithful servant, Chief ...

Trump Worried Too Many Solar Panels Means Humans Might ‘Suck Up All the Sunlight’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Presdident Donald Trump today told reporters that “one bigly reason” he ...

Trump Offers to Run the Real Taj Mahal Into Bankruptcy

INDIA — President Donald Trump is in India for a couple of days this ...

President Trump Asks All Intelligence Briefings Include Small Words And Big Pictures

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Trump administration has submitted an official request to Congress, asking ...

Stephen Miller and His New Bride Enjoying a Lovely Honeymoon Touring Dachau

DACHAU, GERMANY — Over the weekend, White House Senior Racism Adviser Stephen Miller got ...

President Trump Devastated First Lady Forgot Him On Valentine’s Day Again This Year

WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s Valentine’s Day today, but that doesn’t mean that President Trump ...