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Gina Carano Identifies As Unemployed

HOLLYWOOB, CALIFORNIA -- Alt-right Nazi sympathizer, former human punching bag, and alleged actress Gina Carano has confirmed in several social media posts that she...

Disney Declined To Buy Fox News Because They Can’t Afford Upkeep On Six Fantasylands

ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA -- In late 2017, in a deal worth more than $50 billion, Disney has acquired a substantial portion of 20th Century Fox's...

Disney Partnering With Mike Cernovich Again On “Pizzagate” Biopic

LIBTARDED HOLLYWEIRDLAND, CALIFORNIA -- Disney announced this morning that it is renewing its new partnership with right-wing conspiracy theorist and alleged journalist Mike Cernovich,...

Alt-Right Star Wars Fan Explains Why His Racism, Sexism, and General Bigotry Are Saving Franchise

SCUMMANVILLANEE BAY, MINNESOTA -- Phillip Patterson is as about as die-hard a Star Wars fan as you will ever meet, but he says he plans to...

Episode IX Leak: Chewbacca, R2-D2, C-3PO, Motion Pictures, The Force, And Star Wars All Die In Final Film Of New Trilogy

If you're a fan of Star Wars, perhaps it has not always been a pleasant experience for you when new films in the franchise come out....

The Most Extensive List Of The Last Jedi Spoilers Anywhere

Not everyone likes spoilers, we get that here. In fact, many people go through great efforts to avoid spoilers for movies, TV shows, and...

“The Last Jedi” Brings in Historic $23 Squintjillion Opening Weekend Haul

Before its release, many in Tinseltown predicted that the latest installment in the Star Wars franchise would break box office records. Each successive episode or standalone...

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