Medicine March 30, 2020 March 30, 2020 CDC Says to Stop Licking Surfaces Clean Like Cats by James Schlarmann
Music March 23, 2020 March 23, 2020 Nickelback Fan Can’t Tell Who’s Socially Distancing Themselves From Him During Coronavirus Quarantine by James Schlarmann
Dating/Relationships March 19, 2020 March 19, 2020 CDC Reminder: Also Sanitize Your Butt Plugs When There’s No Pandemic by James Schlarmann
Dating/Relationships March 16, 2020 March 16, 2020 CDC Suggests Couples Start Using “Just the Tip” by James Schlarmann
Arts & Entertainment March 13, 2020 March 13, 2020 Disneyland Having All Its Caribbean Pirates Tested for Coronavirus by James Schlarmann
Medicine March 7, 2020 March 7, 2020 David Avocado Wolfe and Gwyneth Paltrow Appointed to Coronavirus Response Team by James Schlarmann
Medicine March 5, 2020 March 5, 2020 CDC Issues Guidelines for Safe Handjobs During Coronavirus Outbreak by James Schlarmann
