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Trump Jr. to Hannity: “You Ever Notice the Democrats Won’t Impeach The President of China?”

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- He might keep making allegations about last November's election being "stolen" from his father, but Donald Trump Jr is...

Biden Says Stacey Abrams Can Be “Secretary of Whatever the Fuck She Wants”

In just 14 days, Joe Biden will become the 46th President of the United States of America. When that happens, there can be no...

Mike Pence Will Certify Biden’s Win, But Not Take Trump’s Dong Out of His Mouth First

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This might the toughest spot Mike Pence has found himself in since he "accidentally" stumbled upon a late-night broadcast of the...

Mexico Offers to Pay for Trump’s Movers

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- The Mexican government has offered to foot the bill for any company hired to move outgoing President Donald Trump's belongings...

Over Christmas, Trump’s Kids Asked Him If They Can Strip the White House of Silverware and Copper Wiring

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Outwardly, the President of the United States of America is doing what he's done his whole life -- projecting a reality...

Gaetz: “Real Patriots Don’t Ever Abandon Their Deeply Unpopular, One-Term, Impeached Loser Cry Baby President”

LAKE FUKFAYCE, FLORIDA -- For one of Donald Trump's most loyal congressional servants, there will never be another president, and he means that quite...

Ghosts of Christmases Past, Present, Future Confirm McConnell Has No Soul to Save

"Quite frankly, I'd rather take a shot at saving Satan himself," the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come told us at one point during...

Trump Releases 45 Minute Long Facebook Video Making the Case For Why He’s a Sore Loser Bitch

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump lost the election between himself and former Vice President Joe Biden last month. At least, those are the...

Report: FBI Investigating Whether Trump Spent $3 Million in Wisconsin Buying Votes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The FBI has opened a new investigation into whether or not the Trump campaign illegally tried to buy votes in Wisconsin,...

After Playing Fetch With Tiffany, Trump Says His Bone Spurs Feel Just Fine

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Outgoing President Donald J. Trump is resting comfortably, and White Doctors say his bone spurs are feeling fine, after he played...

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