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Pat Robertson Blames ‘Hot Men Doing Sexy Times on Each Other’s Fannies’ for California Wildfires

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson has been watching the developments in California this week quite closely, however it's not the potential recall...

Louis CK, Bill Cosby, and Bill O’Reilly Next on Producers’ Shortlist to Host “Jeopardy”

HOLLYWOOB, CALIFORNIA --They really thought they'd found the perfect pair to host one of the most respected and beloved game shows of all time...

Kemp Signs Georgia Law Establishing ‘Separate, But Unequal Democracy’

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- There has been quite a lot of news coming out of Georgia this week on the voting rights front. To the surprise...

Texas GOP Wants to Repeal Voting

"We’re so polarized as a nation, and it only makes matters worse when liberals rub it in conservative faces by, like, getting more votes or whatever."

Trump Impeachment Attorney: “If My Client Is Full Of Shit, You Must Acquit!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Michael Van der Veen, attorney representing former President Mushroomdong in his second impeachment trial, told Senators in his closing argument today...

Palin Donates Half Her Brain to Boebert and Doubles Her Cognitive Capacity

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a stunning and unforeseen development, former half-term Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin has donated half her brain to freshman Congresswoman Lauren...

GOP Donors Tell Trump They Want Evidence He Can Read Before Giving to His Presidential Library

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Donald J. Trump will only be president for about another 48 hours, and at that point President-elect Joe Biden will take...

Biden Says He’ll Ask Nuclear Codes to Be Changed From ‘Password123’

This story is reprinted entirely with permission from NotReally.News. DELAWARE -- Incoming President-elect Joe Biden told reporters today that Americans should "expect to see a...

White House Engineers Preparing to Remove Baby Gates and Bumper Rails

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In just a matter of days, a new president will be sworn-in, and all over the Hill, preparations are being made...

Genealogist Discovers Recessive ‘Beta’ Gene In People Who Violently Protest Accepting Defeat

Last week, America witnessed in horror as thousands of angry, bitter people stormed the capitol, vandalizing the seat of government and attempting a coup...

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