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CDC Releases Study Using Demonic Semen, Alien DNA, and Unicorn Blood to Treat COVID-19
ATLANTA, GEORGIA — The Centers for Disease Control published a highly-anticipated study on the ...
CDC Warns Libertarians: There Is No Nerd Immunity from COVID-19
ATLANTA, GEORGIA — The Centers for Disease Control has issued an urgent warning to ...
CDC Says to Stop Licking Surfaces Clean Like Cats
ATLANTA, GEORGIA — Doctors at the Centers for Disease Control are strongly urging everyone ...
CDC Reminder: Also Sanitize Your Butt Plugs When There’s No Pandemic
ATLANTA, GEORGIA –Authorities at the Centers for Disease Control have issued a new statement ...
CDC Suggests Couples Start Using “Just the Tip”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In order to help minimize the spread of the novel coronavirus, ...
CDC Issues Guidelines for Safe Handjobs During Coronavirus Outbreak
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Centers for Disease Control issued a new set of guidelines ...