Tag: Black Lives Matter

Furious Trump Demands American Curlers Take Their Shots Standing Upright

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources within the White House have reported that over the weekend, ...

Black Man Tying Shoes Sends Tammy Lahren Into Rage-Induced Coma

DULLARD, TEXAS — Representatives for right-wing firebrand conservative commentator Tabasco Lahren are confirming at ...

Tilapia Lahren Wants NASA To Rename Black Holes Because ‘All Holes Matter’

VAPID VALLEY, TEXAS — Conservative right-wing firebrand commentator and Fox News contributor Tributary Lahren ...