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Anti-Condom Protesters Storm Porn Set and Demand Actor Be Allowed to Raw Dog Co-Stars

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SLAM FERNANDO VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- A group of angry protesters, insisting they were there to represent "freedom of medical choice," were escorted forcefully from...
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Anti-Vaxx Parents Register Crib and Coffin for Baby Shower

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MUERTE DE CUNA COVE, OREGON -- Krystal and Chad Benning could not possibly be more excited to be parents. They got married in their...
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Measles Drops First New Track In 50 Years: “Call It a Comeback”

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PORT NOVAX, OREGON -- Recording artist The Measles announced this week that it has reformed, recorded a fresh new single, and will be touring...
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Alex Jones’ Chem Trail Dealer Arrested

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CORN PONE, TEXAS -- In a shocking and unforeseen turn of events, the man who has supplied right-wing provocateur Alex Jones with his chemtrail...
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Dr. Jenny McCarthy Hired As White House Special Counsel On Alternative Medicine

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump announced a new hiring today. Trump told reporters outside the White House that he was bringing on Dr....
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New Restaurant Caters To Anti-Vaxxers With A Taste For Tide Pods

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SWILLY CORN, CALIFORNIA -- At Maison Des Gens Stupides, Chef Roy Ardi says his culinary inspiration is the "refined and the stupid." "We want the...

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