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Data Shows Jim Jordan 3x More Likely to Find Wife’s Clitoris Than Evidence Trump Won Election

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Data from a newly published report seems to indicate that Rep. Jim Jordan (Q-OH) has a three-times better chance of finding his wife's clitoris...
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Mike Pence Keeps Writing “1819” On All His Checks And Policy Proposals

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- High Priest Reverend Pastor Vice President Mike Pence is like any other person in the world, despite being the third most...
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Trump Campaign Debuts New 2020 Slogan: “If She’s Brown, Deport Her Down”

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The reelection campaign for President Mushroompenis Trump has rolled out a fresh new slogan, and it's sure to create quite a...
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Joe Biden Offers to Just Push His Old Desk Chair to the White House Next November

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, former Vice-President Joe Biden threw his hat into the ring, seeking the Democratic Party's nomination for the upcoming 2020 presidential...

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