Politics February 4, 2020 February 4, 2020 Murkowski Knows OJ Did It, But Glad He Got Off Anyway by James Schlarmann
Politics January 31, 2020 January 31, 2020 Murkowski and Alexander to Receive Presidential Medals of Cowardice by James Schlarmann
Politics January 30, 2020 January 30, 2020 Ted Cruz: “If I Wasn’t a Smarmy, Partisan Cunt Maybe I’d Care About Trump Being a Lawless Asshole Tyrant” by James Schlarmann
Politics January 29, 2020 January 29, 2020 Crate of New Pants Rushed to White House After Schumer Agrees to Call Hunter Biden by James Schlarmann
Politics January 28, 2020 January 28, 2020 Kushner, Ivanka, Donald Jr, and Eric Trump Condemn Bidens’ Nepotism by James Schlarmann
News January 27, 2020 January 27, 2020 Ken Starr Asked Monica Lewinsky For Presidential Blowjob Advice Before His Impeachment Defense of Trump by James Schlarmann
Politics January 22, 2020 January 22, 2020 Senate GOP Agrees To Hold “Fair and Unbiased Adjudication” of Ice Cream the President Shits by James Schlarmann
Politics January 20, 2020 January 20, 2020 McConnell, Graham, Cruz Take Oath to Stop Blowing Trump Long Enough to Hear Impeachment Case Without Bias by James Schlarmann
Politics January 17, 2020 January 17, 2020 Trump Invokes “Epstein Loyalty Oath” and Lands Dershowitz for His Impeachment Defense Team by James Schlarmann
Arts & Entertainment January 16, 2020 January 16, 2020 Key Figures in Trump Ukraine Scandal Cast in Reboot of Classic American Movie by James Schlarmann
