Politics December 10, 2019 December 10, 2019 Trump: “Oh Darn! I Was Just About to Testify Under Oath and Release All the Documents I Was Keeping from Congress, Too!” by James Schlarmann
Lifestyle December 9, 2019 December 9, 2019 Santa Claus Asks Gun Owners to Stow Weapons Before He Comes by James Schlarmann
Politics December 5, 2019 December 5, 2019 Obama Offers to Print Trump’s Articles of Impeachment on His Birth Certificate by James Schlarmann
News December 4, 2019 December 4, 2019 Racist, Lying Conman With Tiny Hands, Mushroom Penis, and Bad Spray Tan Who Fantasizes About Boning His Own Daughter Can’t Understand Why Anyone Would Laugh At Him by James Schlarmann
Religion December 3, 2019 December 3, 2019 Pat Robertson Reminds Christians They’ll Go To Hell for Loving Baby Yoda and Baby Jesus by James Schlarmann
Politics December 2, 2019 December 2, 2019 Trump Demands House Vote on His Articles of Impeachment Using ‘Electoral College Rules’ by James Schlarmann
Dating/Relationships December 1, 2019 December 1, 2019 Study Shows 100% of Abortions You Don’t Get Still None of Your Business by James Schlarmann
Science/Tech November 30, 2019 November 30, 2019 Trump Orders Facebook and Twitter to Force Users to Like and Follow Him by James Schlarmann
Food/Dining November 28, 2019 November 28, 2019 Seating Chart Places President At Kids’ Table for White House Thanksgiving Dinner by James Schlarmann
Politics November 27, 2019 November 27, 2019 Analysis Shows More People Than IQ Points in the Arena During Last Trump Rally by James Schlarmann
