Town Goes Nuts for Local Man’s Pubic Topiaries

CHEVEUX DU SUD, LOUISIANA — For the last several days, the gallery in artist ...

Iconic Rock Band Enters Corporate Partnership With McDonald’s

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA — Representatives for the band Fleetwood Mac announced a new corporate partnership ...

David Avocado Wolfe and Gwyneth Paltrow Appointed to Coronavirus Response Team

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though his administration is telling Americans that the coronavirus has been ...

Mark Meadows Named White House Grand Imperial Chief of Staff

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, Donald Trump announced that his loyal and faithful servant, Chief ...

NRA Backs Trump’s Proposed ‘Second Amendment Cure’ for Coronavirus

FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA — The National Rifle Association has released a statement supporting an unorthodox ...