Coronavirus Nominated for Best Virus In a Best Actor in a Lead Role
HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA — The novel coronavirus woke up to perhaps the best news in ...
Town Goes Nuts for Local Man’s Pubic Topiaries
CHEVEUX DU SUD, LOUISIANA — For the last several days, the gallery in artist ...
Iconic Rock Band Enters Corporate Partnership With McDonald’s
HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA — Representatives for the band Fleetwood Mac announced a new corporate partnership ...
Coronavirus Threat Could Mean Millions of Americans Don’t Pretend to Be Irish Stereotypes This Year
All across America, cities and towns are holding emergency council meetings to determine if ...
Dad’s Jokes Might Be Better If He Had Time to Hit Open Mics Instead of Working Two Jobs to Support You Fuckin’ Ingrates
PADRECHISTE VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — 43 year old Chuck Charleston likes to tell jokes to ...
New Tide-Pons Promise to Leave Your Reproductive System ‘Refreshed and Fresh Smelling’ After Your Next Period
Procter & Gamble announced this week during a conference call with its executive board ...
David Avocado Wolfe and Gwyneth Paltrow Appointed to Coronavirus Response Team
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Mark Meadows Named White House Grand Imperial Chief of Staff
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, Donald Trump announced that his loyal and faithful servant, Chief ...
After Browsing Five Streaming Services for 12 Hours, Couple’s Choices Narrowed to Three Shows
It started simply and innocently enough. Melissa asked her boyfriend Tim if he wanted ...
NRA Backs Trump’s Proposed ‘Second Amendment Cure’ for Coronavirus
FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA — The National Rifle Association has released a statement supporting an unorthodox ...