Tilapia Lahren Wants NASA To Rename Black Holes Because ‘All Holes Matter’

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Trump Declares South Electoral College Winners Of Civil War

MAR-A-LAGO, FLORIDA — Just hours after triumphantly declaring a victory in the War on ...

Keurig Releases Roy Moore Model That Uses 14-Year Old Covfefe Pods

READING, MASSACHUSETTS — In the face of a conservative boycott of their products, Keurig ...

Jeff Sessions Reveals Himself As Member Of The Keebler Klux Klan

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The nation’s capital is abuzz with rampant rumor and speculation after ...

Trump Preemptively Pardons Himself for Pardoning Himself for Things He Says He Didn’t Do

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump’s Russian headaches will not go away. For over ...