Obama Suing President Trump For Libel

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In court documents filed today, former President Barack Obama is suing ...

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Helen Nguyen considers herself a “pragmatic realist.” Recently, she had her pragmatism tested, but ...

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Everyone loves puppies! They’re so darn cute and cuddly! Well, that is to say ...

New Restaurant Caters To Anti-Vaxxers With A Taste For Tide Pods

SWILLY CORN, CALIFORNIA —¬†At Maison Des Gens Stupides, Chef Roy Ardi says his culinary ...

Black Man Tying Shoes Sends Tammy Lahren Into Rage-Induced Coma

DULLARD, TEXAS — Representatives for right-wing firebrand conservative commentator Tabasco Lahren are confirming at ...