CDC Suggests Couples Start Using “Just the Tip”

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Disneyland Having All Its Caribbean Pirates Tested for Coronavirus

ANASLIME, CALIFORNIA — The Walt Disney Company announced this week that for the first ...

Married Couple Might Get to Fuck Again Some Day

SAN GUILLERMO, CALIFORNIA — Neither one of them are to blame, when you get ...

Town Goes Nuts for Local Man’s Pubic Topiaries

CHEVEUX DU SUD, LOUISIANA — For the last several days, the gallery in artist ...

Iconic Rock Band Enters Corporate Partnership With McDonald’s

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA — Representatives for the band Fleetwood Mac announced a new corporate partnership ...