Hannity And Limbaugh: Obama Once Used A Copy Of Forbes Magazine To Spank A Fly

WASHINGTON, D.C. — While the Obama Administration faced a few scandal investigations in its ...

Starburst Announces New Flavor: Trump’s Rectum

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS — Over the weekend, word broke that Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) gave ...

President Trump Promises Delivery Of TIE Fighters To Normay

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, President Trump continued his efforts to solidify and strengthen America’s ...

First Blind Winner At International Staring Contest Championship

OSLO, NORWAY — History was made this weekend at the International Staring Contest Championship, ...