NRA Spokesterrorist Suggests Schools Relocate To Colt, Bushmaster Factories

FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA — Dana Loesch, the NRA’s official spokesterrorist, recently told a group of ...

Richard Nixon Experiencing Crazy Case Of Deja Vu

LAKE OF FIRE, ETERNITY — From deep within the bowels of Hell, a deep, ...

Paul Ryan Worried He’ll Never Get Laid Again Once He Quits Congress

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, Speaker of the House Paul Ryan (R-Randian Dystopia) announced ...