Michael Avenatti’s New Client Says Trump Sexually Assaulted Her In Front of Hundreds at CPAC

NORTH HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA — The attorney who represented Stormy Daniels in multiple suits against ...

Trump Regrets Lying About Lying About Telling Michael Cohen to Lie About Him Lying

WASHINGTON, D.C. — When Donald Trump came down from the White House’s presidential residence ...

Kraft Apologizes for Paying to Have Balls Deflated

CHOWDER, MASSACHUSETTS — A spokesperson for Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots ...

Barack Obama and The Clintons Sue Breitbart, InfoWars, and Fox News for Defamation

NEW YORK, NEW YORK — In a stunning, unforeseen development, former President Barack Obama ...

McConnell Confident Trump Can Fit His Entire Dick In There

WASHINGTON, D.C. — At a hastily convened press conference this afternoon, Senate Majority Leader ...

Trump Still Memorizing State Names Ahead of SOTU Address

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources in the White House are indicating that President Trump is ...