Crypt Keeper Going As Kellyanne Conway For Halloween This Year

KASSIR FALLS, CALIFORNIA — Each year, residents The Crypt Keeper’s sleepy California town take ...

Mark Zuckerberg Probably Won’t Mind Us Publishing That He Fucks Sheep on Facebook

Mark Zuckerberg, founder and CEO of Facebook, enjoys fucking sheep. At least we’re pretty ...

Rubio Says OJ Was Just Probably Just Kidding Around With His Knife

WASHINGTON, D.C. — While out jogging around town, Senator Marco Rubio was spotted and ...

John Adams Once Called The King of England for Dirt on Thomas Jefferson

While the nation’s political and governmental institutions grapple with an authentic constitutional crisis, debating ...

Self-Loathing, Blind, and Deaf Woman Explains Why She’s Still Voting for Donald Trump

GREENBELT, MINNESOTA — Helen Whipplemyer is still voting for Donald J. Trump next November, ...

Trump Considering Sarah Palin as National Insecurity Adviser

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Citing what he called “extremely fart-tudinous circumstantials,” President Donald Trump told ...