Trump Will Only Pardon Turkey That Voted For Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, President Donald Trump said that he would continue a ...

Obama Releases List of States That Have Legally Barred Him From Running Charities

SECRET COMMUNIST SHARIA BUNKER, KENYA — Former President Barack Hussein Obama has, for the ...

Tennessee Man Suing To Shut Down His Local Taco Bell Because It’s ‘Too Mexican’

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Trump Wants Purple Heart for Getting Ego Bruised by Impeachment

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a closed-door deposition this week, Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman gave ...