February 22, 2019 February 22, 2019 Kraft Apologizes for Paying to Have Balls Deflated by James Schlarmann
February 25, 2018 February 25, 2018 Chefs Prepare For Traditional Deep Frying Of Olympic Rings To Close Out 2018 Games by James Schlarmann
February 12, 2018 February 12, 2018 Furious Trump Demands American Curlers Take Their Shots Standing Upright by James Schlarmann
February 4, 2018 February 4, 2018 Tamale Lahren Will Be On Super Bowl LII Field Before Kickoff, Holding Gun To Players’ Heads So They Stand For Anthem by James Schlarmann
February 1, 2018 February 1, 2018 Trump Orders Washington NFL Team To Offer Chief Wahoo Mascot Job by James Schlarmann
January 19, 2018 January 19, 2018 U.S. Recruits Its Best Athlete To Winter Olympics Team by James Schlarmann
January 14, 2018 March 5, 2020 First Blind Winner At International Staring Contest Championship by James Schlarmann
