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President Declares Tampa Bay Rays Winners of World Series ‘By Electoral College Rules’

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NASCAR Assures Fans They’ll See Confederate Flag Before Every Final Lap

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Kraft Apologizes for Paying to Have Balls Deflated

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Tamale Lahren Will Be On Super Bowl LII Field Before Kickoff, Holding Gun To Players’ Heads So They Stand For Anthem

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Trump Orders Washington NFL Team To Offer Chief Wahoo Mascot Job

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U.S. Recruits Its Best Athlete To Winter Olympics Team

COLORADO SPRINGS, COLORADO — In a surprising and completely unforeseen development, the United States ...

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First Blind Winner At International Staring Contest Championship

OSLO, NORWAY — History was made this weekend at the International Staring Contest Championship, ...

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