PEYONGCHANG, SOUTH KOREA — The 2018 Winter Olympics have just about completed. The games have been played, the medals have been handed out, and soon the closing ceremony will officially draw the games to their […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources within the White House have reported that over the weekend, President Donald Trump caught as much of the 2018 Winter Olympics that he could. Trump enjoys spending time watching television and […]
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COLORADO SPRINGS, COLORADO — In a surprising and completely unforeseen development, the United States Olympic Committee announced today that it has added the country’s best athlete to its roster for the upcoming Winter Olympics in […]
OSLO, NORWAY — History was made this weekend at the International Staring Contest Championship, held this year in President Donald Trump’s favorite mostly-white country, Norway. 28 year old Jack Phillips of Ireland won this year’s […]
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